Early Morning Koerner Commentary on Corporate America

Chris touching the Rescue iPad.

Jackie: Don’t touch the iPad.

Chris: I am IT. I can do whatever I want.

Jackie: No, you can’t.

Chris: I’m calling HR.

Jackie: I am HR.

Chris: Let me get my HR representative. Picks up Kit Kit.

Jackie goes downstairs to iron clothes.

Kit Kit jumps down from Chris’ arms and follows Jackie.

Jackie: I buy your HR with kibbles.